an English lesson you're not likely to forget

اليوم ما عندي شغل صحيت حوالي الساعه 10 صباحا مع اني كنت مساهر لحد الساعه 3 فجرا 

كنت منتظر شخص ما لكنه ما جاء على النت طبعا 

المهم في اشياء كثيره ومواقف كثيره حاصله لي هالايام في الشركه اللي اشتغل فيها بس بصراحه مش لاقي وقت او طريقه لاني اقعد في كرسي يتوسطه مجموعه كبيره من البنات والمشكله انهم مركزين على تصرفاتي على اساس هم بقول اني ما سوداني او مش فاهم بالضبط هم وين مش فاهمين او مش مصدقين اني سوداني 
ببساطه السبب الاساسي اني بتكلم هندي وبتكلم سواحيلي ( شويه مش كثير السواحيلي ) وهي لغه اهل شرق افريقيا مثل تنزانا وكينا 

المهم بالنسبه له سوداني غير على قولت احدى الزميلات 

""انت كلش كلش سوداني غير ""

مش عارف ده شئ حلو او شئ سئ بس ما علينا 

الحين كنت فاتح البيت الكبير وقاعد اتصفح مش اكثر من ذلك 
تقريبا لي حوالي 4 شهور بس قاعد افتح البيت الكبير واتفرج على الكلام المكتوب وبالتاكيد على الصوره اللي وااااااااااي تخلي الواحد يصير في عالم تاني 

ماعلينا 

بس مهم جدا انك ما تحرم نفسك من شي حتى لو كنت في علاقه او مش في علاقه الفكره انه النفس الاماره بالسوء مرات بتشتاقل للمعصيه هههه 

اسف انا مش بتكلم في الدين انا بتكلم بصيغه شاب طايش هههه 


المهم لقيت لي بروفايل مميز جدا لشخص بعتبره مميز وان كان المنجم او البيت الكبير مش امن او فيه الكثير من البلاوي لكن الواحد يحط في الناس كبدايه الاحترام وانك تعامله بنفس الاسلوب اللي معبر بيه عن نفسه 

وبصراحه هالشاب احترمت جدا الكلام اللي كاتبه كله وعجبني كثير وقلت ياه الدنيا لسه فيها ناس بالعقليه دي 

طبعا ده حكمي انا ومنتظر اشوف حكمكم انتو 


انا حنقل البروفايل كامل زي ما هو فقط مش ححط اي  شي ليه علاقه بالشاب مجرد الجزئيه اللي هو استعملها للتعبير عن نفسه 


انا بعتذر جدا من اللي ما بقدرو يفهمو او عندهم مشكله مع اللغه الانجليزيه لكن ليهم حل برضو 


بس حلهم يستعملو جوجل للترجمه وينسخه الكلام التالي 

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why worry
There are only two things to worry about :
either you are well or you are sick .
if you`re well , there is nothing to worry about .
If you `re sick , there are only have two things to worry about :
will you recover or will you die .
If you recover you have nothing to worry about .
If you die there are only two things to worry about:
will you go to Heaven or Hell .
If you go to Heaven there`s nothing to worry about .
If you go to Hell you`ll be so busy catching up old friends you won`t have time to worry .


so why Worry ?

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Here's an English lesson you're not likely to forget!
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'

The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'

So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'

The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'

The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million bucks would buy?'

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'

The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million dollars ...

But 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a homo. mydesire
Some men as apples. The most tasty hang on the top of a tree. Many do not wish to climb on a tree behind tasty apples because they to be afraid to fall and hit. Instead of it they collect the fallen apples from the ground which not so are good, but are accessible. Therefore apples on top think, that with them that that not so though actually THEY are magnificent. They need to wait that person who will not be afraid to climb on top of a tree.
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L is for the way you look at me
O is for the only one I see
V is very, very extraordinary
E is even more than anyone that you adore can

Love is all that I can give to you
Love is more than just a game for two
Two in love can make it
Take my heart and please don't break it
Love was made for me and you

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